In the car last night, on the way home from a friend's house after dinner. Mama and Daddy are discussing friend's son's swimming accomplishments:
Mama: He swims a 50 in 31 seconds? Damn!
Devil, ensconced in her Eddie Bauer throne in the back seat: Dan!
Mama: That's quick.
Devil: Dat's quick.
Mama: Mynah bird.
Devil: Mynah...I not mynah bird Mama.
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